"What in the WORLD are you doing?!" I asked the young crab.
"Making my mark--tagging, of course." He replied without batting an eyelash.
"But, WHY on EARTH? What does it MEAN?" I asked .
"What's it to ya, Grampa?" He replied.
I was feeling a little flustered. "I am Constable Crab--I am partly responsible for the welfare of this community--so, what are you doing?"
"Oh, yeah. I heard about you--you are the do-gooder lawman who snoops around this area. Well, I am a tagger, Pops--and what I do is TAG. Get it?"