Per plan, I was following CC at a discrete distance and as soon as I saw the look-alike crayfish approaching him I quickly moved closer--and you know we crabs can move like lightning when we have a good reason.
"Hold it right there!" I cried. "I want to talk to you, Mr. Edgar Allen Crawfish!"
"Constable Crab, isn't it?" the crayfish said smoothly. "You seem excited. Perhaps you have missed your medication?"
"Stow it, Crawfish. You are working with the Leopard Seal Gang in the illegal trafficking of stolen black pearls."
"Oh, really? Perhaps you have proof of your wild accusation?"