"OH, Drat and Pooh, Saul! It's GONE! I've LOST it!"
"Now, now, Your Majesty, Maybe you've just misplaced it...?"
"Nope! I've looked everywhere that I usually put it and it's GONE!"
"Have you looked in the...?"
"Oh, Saul, I have looked everywhere. It was that party I went to with the squids and the porpoises! They are such a fast crowd and we were all over the place and I had too much Joy Juice to drink as I sometimes do..."
"You DO love that Joy Juice!"
"Saul. What shall I do? YOU are my First Counselor--so give me some council!"
"Well your trident is your most famous symbol of authority, Father Neptune, and it is also a bit magical I believe?"
"Oh, more than a BIT, Saul! Why with that TRIDENT I can do wonders, but without it I am just another old merman!"
"Then as your First Councilor, I advise you to take it easy, sir. Relax! I will find it for you or my name ain't Saul the Sole!"
"Oh, good, Saul! I feel better already! GO GET IT, SAUL!"